so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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