your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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