idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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