Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Randomize
