Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize