so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The feeling are messing with the penis
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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