either way he was missing a nipple.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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