She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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