Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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