been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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