Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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