the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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