Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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