And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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