I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I supernannyed him into submission
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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