1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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