this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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