I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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