Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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