So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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