chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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