I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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