She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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