Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
