Who did Billy Mays play for?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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