Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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