When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
don't judge my taste in strippers
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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