are you still at the devil's house?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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