You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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