woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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