Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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