My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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