I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm like, not good at living.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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