Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize