just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
