You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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