You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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