Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The uberlube is also flammable
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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