these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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