Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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