Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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