I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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