Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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