we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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