Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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