dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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