Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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