ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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