What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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