You work out of a Hotel?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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