just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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