no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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